Beach Etiquette
I love the beach, the ocean, the sand on my feet, the sun in my face and the hip environment. But sometimes the vibe can go south when other humans decide to annoy you. Here are some don’ts at the beach:
- My best friend recommended against visiting Atlantic City during the summer because there are a lot of FAT PEOPLE… And it’s UGLY!
- Another friend told me that you shouldn’t wear two piece swimsuits… Showing that much skin should only be done at home… to your husband… if you had any!
Ok, for real:
- If you have a cold/cough don’t spit inside the water… Disgusting!
- Don’t play your music so loud that I can’t hear my own.
- Please don’t feed the seagulls around the beach. Even worse, don’t make them fight for your French Fries to amuse you… (Luckily some States give fines for this awful behavior.)
- Every beach and boardwalk have their own rules… READ THEM.
- Don’t take any type of glass utensils to the beach. (Dare you step on a piece of glass hidden in the sand?)
- Don’t leave underage kids unattended.
Either you agree or disagree with the above don’ts I have one we will all tune with: DON’T LITTER!
Share your don’ts!
